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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

TV Times – Proposed by Lookman

One day each week should be devoted to continual party political broadcasts so the rest of us can have a good time away from Big Brother, house renovation programmes and EastEnders. Those people who are so boring to want to watch the politicians should vote for the best broadcast. That way the OMRLP can get… Read More

America Votes for change

America has now voted in the next President. On a ticket of Change for the USA, and with the economy in the state it is loose change would probably be more accurate. Barak Obama has won a convincing vote. One thing is for sure ..compared to USA politics our elections are dull and drab. Perhaps now… Read More

Terror Passport

Separate Passports for Terrorists: Terrorists should be required (by virtue of law) to apply for separate passports in which they give there full contact details, number of explosives, and time (as well as location) of any plot. This would save time and money in gathering intelligence, and could also help identify the intended ambition(s) behind… Read More

Being British

We in the Loony party often harp on about the fact that Britain is the best country in the world, and the British are the best people in the world, but we do have our faults. Here are a few of them: Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub… Read More

Cool on the Outside – Proposed by Cameron

To combat global warming and climate change all buildings should be fitted with air conditioning units on the outside.

Wheelie Bins – Proposed by Cameron

The idea of weight monitoring chips in wheelie bins should be scrapped, instead the wheels should be removed, this would mean that if people generated too much waist they could not put their non-wheelie bin out for collection.  It would also help prevent them being chucked into canals.

Obeescity in Kids

If you want your kids to be less fat…feed em less (do we need to make a policy of this?….its common sense)

Financial Crisis

Obviously the Loony Party Financial policy of Buy Low, Sell High has been ignored yet again. We all face an uncertain financial future which has been created by the banks, and as usual no doubt, we the taxpayer will be bailing them out. No doubt the directors will be volunteering to have their massive wages cut. In normal… Read More

Loony Party supports the Gurkhas

Gurkhas fight on for equal rights.   “Bravest of the brave, most generous of the generous, never had a country more faithful friends than you”  (Sir Ralph Turner MC, 3rd Queen Alexandra’s Own Gurkha Rifles, 1931) If you are getting confused at who the Real Loony party is? us or the Government, let us reiterate that we… Read More

Teddy Bears

We have received some proposals from Chris regarding teddy Bears. Initially I thought this was a bit childish and silly but, as we recently stood at an by-election with the Fur Play Party we decided to display the proposals, and you can decide. Chris writes: I would like to bring an urgent issue to your… Read More