Party Conference 2008
Well, the Conference is over for another year and a great time was had by all, with a very good spread on the Politics show. We would like to thank everyone who came, and a special thanks to all the bands. A full report with pics posted here CLICK HERE As we have a large number… Read More
Needles – Proposed by Alex
Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, I propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations. Instead, I propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would… Read More
Hypocrites – Proposed by Alex
I propose that all politicians be made to swear a “hippocratic oath”, preventing them by law from being Hypocrites. All politicians should be made to stand by their policies, or or at least admit that they were wrong.
GCSE Lottery – Proposed by Alex
I propose that, before the beginning of exams, the exam board will select a certain obscure phrase which will be kept secret. If any pupil inadvertently writes this phrase in any exam,he/she will automaticaly receive straight A* grades, and a free teddy.
Making Taxes Irrelevant
Abolishing the “inheritance tax” is all well and good, but what will the funds be replaced with? It is proposed to create an “irrelevance tax”, where people of limited seriousness make up the tax shortfall. What better way to obtain public support than to abolish inheritance tax AND pay the public’s taxation at the same… Read More
Olympics
The Loony party would like to congratulate all the participants of Team GB at the 2008 Olympics. The fact that a number of the contestants have won Gold, Silver and bronze medals is an added bonus. Just to have been good enough to take part is an achievement and winning medals is outstanding, and has… Read More
Allotted Proposal by DBopenlock
Make Weeding an olympic sport in order to save the 100 year old Manor Garden Allotments from being demolished for the 2012 games.
Speaker of The House – Proposed by Alex
The speaker in the house of commons will be replaced by the latest audio equipment
Paint it Purple – Proposed by Osric the Newt
I would like to suggest the party adopts the Paint It Purple Policy (PIPP) In order to solve the problem of depressed areas, unemployment and youth disaffection, Every third building in the country should be painted purple. There’ll be lots of jobs created either making purple paint, or doing the painting, these jobs can be… Read More
Don’t take F******* Liberties
The man who dosn’t like Mundays, but does like feeding the World (well the African bit anyway) has turned his attention from campaigning about Africa to Campaigning in Haltemprice. Bob Geldof (who is a fan of Lord Sutch) will join ex-Tory frontbencher David Davis’s fight on Friday (as he dosn’t like Mondays) against Labour’s alleged… Read More