Health Matters: show by example
To stop young people’s excessive drinking and having a good time the politicians should convert all their 30 or 40 bars at Westminster into milk bars. Their restaurants should be converted into salad bars to show solidarity with school children, how to improve their health and fitness.
Peace Plan – Proposed by Lord Helpus
To help the israel/palestine problems, we should get rid of the old fashioned road map, and give them a sat nav instead.
Balanced View – Proposed by Lookman
All politicians should be made to stand continually on one leg while making speeches to check how balanced their arguments are. It should also reduce political flatulence and soothe the listeners ears
TV Times – Proposed by Lookman
One day each week should be devoted to continual party political broadcasts so the rest of us can have a good time away from Big Brother, house renovation programmes and EastEnders. Those people who are so boring to want to watch the politicians should vote for the best broadcast. That way the OMRLP can get… Read More
America Votes for change
America has now voted in the next President. On a ticket of Change for the USA, and with the economy in the state it is loose change would probably be more accurate. Barak Obama has won a convincing vote. One thing is for sure ..compared to USA politics our elections are dull and drab. Perhaps now… Read More
Terror Passport
Separate Passports for Terrorists: Terrorists should be required (by virtue of law) to apply for separate passports in which they give there full contact details, number of explosives, and time (as well as location) of any plot. This would save time and money in gathering intelligence, and could also help identify the intended ambition(s) behind… Read More
Being British
We in the Loony party often harp on about the fact that Britain is the best country in the world, and the British are the best people in the world, but we do have our faults. Here are a few of them: Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub… Read More
Cool on the Outside – Proposed by Cameron
To combat global warming and climate change all buildings should be fitted with air conditioning units on the outside.
Wheelie Bins – Proposed by Cameron
The idea of weight monitoring chips in wheelie bins should be scrapped, instead the wheels should be removed, this would mean that if people generated too much waist they could not put their non-wheelie bin out for collection. It would also help prevent them being chucked into canals.
Obeescity in Kids
If you want your kids to be less fat…feed em less (do we need to make a policy of this?….its common sense)