Financial Crisis
Obviously the Loony Party Financial policy of Buy Low, Sell High has been ignored yet again. We all face an uncertain financial future which has been created by the banks, and as usual no doubt, we the taxpayer will be bailing them out. No doubt the directors will be volunteering to have their massive wages cut. In normal… Read More
Loony Party supports the Gurkhas
Gurkhas fight on for equal rights. “Bravest of the brave, most generous of the generous, never had a country more faithful friends than you” (Sir Ralph Turner MC, 3rd Queen Alexandra’s Own Gurkha Rifles, 1931) If you are getting confused at who the Real Loony party is? us or the Government, let us reiterate that we… Read More
Teddy Bears
We have received some proposals from Chris regarding teddy Bears. Initially I thought this was a bit childish and silly but, as we recently stood at an by-election with the Fur Play Party we decided to display the proposals, and you can decide. Chris writes: I would like to bring an urgent issue to your… Read More
Losing your home?
Times are hard and getting harder. Due to the Credit Crunch (created by the Banks). The rising costs of food and fuel, etc, House repossessions are increasing at an alarming rate and the housing market and values are decreasing. But one or two people have mentioned the fact that people have borrowed well in excess… Read More
Party Conference 2008
Well, the Conference is over for another year and a great time was had by all, with a very good spread on the Politics show. We would like to thank everyone who came, and a special thanks to all the bands. A full report with pics posted here CLICK HERE As we have a large number… Read More
Needles – Proposed by Alex
Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, I propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations. Instead, I propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would… Read More
Hypocrites – Proposed by Alex
I propose that all politicians be made to swear a “hippocratic oath”, preventing them by law from being Hypocrites. All politicians should be made to stand by their policies, or or at least admit that they were wrong.
GCSE Lottery – Proposed by Alex
I propose that, before the beginning of exams, the exam board will select a certain obscure phrase which will be kept secret. If any pupil inadvertently writes this phrase in any exam,he/she will automaticaly receive straight A* grades, and a free teddy.
Making Taxes Irrelevant
Abolishing the “inheritance tax” is all well and good, but what will the funds be replaced with? It is proposed to create an “irrelevance tax”, where people of limited seriousness make up the tax shortfall. What better way to obtain public support than to abolish inheritance tax AND pay the public’s taxation at the same… Read More
Olympics
The Loony party would like to congratulate all the participants of Team GB at the 2008 Olympics. The fact that a number of the contestants have won Gold, Silver and bronze medals is an added bonus. Just to have been good enough to take part is an achievement and winning medals is outstanding, and has… Read More