Crewe and Nantwich Results
A Massive 236 Votes for Nick the Brick and the OMRLP. Well done to Nick , all his agents and supporters, and a big big thankyou to all the people who voted for us.
Nick the Brick on the campayne trale in Crew
The Flying Brick, Shadow Minister for the Abolition of Gravity, has chosen transport and education as his main campaign issues. He would open a brand new train-spotting university and banish cars from the constituency. The inherent transport problems associated with banning cars would be overcome by linking residences with their own private rail network. Unlike… Read More
Crewe and Nantwich Bye election
We will be contesting the Crewe and Nantwich Bye-election on Thurs 22nd May. Our candidate is the intrepid Nick the Brick and as all the other parties are bringing in their leaders to drum up support, so will we. Alan “Howlin Laud” Hope will be attending and giving our candidate support. Watch this space… We will… Read More
Local Elecshon Results 2008
Well done to all Bob (Retard) Stanton won 67 votes at Rowhill Constituency in Aldershot. Sheikmahand won 46 votes at Swale Borough Council. kent Mad Mike Young won 110 at Minster Cliffs Ward of the Borough of Swale, Kent Jon Smith won a massive 170 at Belper Town Council. Derbyshire North Ward who sent in these Pics… Read More
Local Elecshuns
Local elections are now looming in many areas, and true to form we are contesting the odd seat. We start with our candidate Jon Smith aka Imwy Eddon. Shadow Minister for extending the 6o/c curfew on Teddy Bears Picnics, who is standing in the Belper Town Council by-election for the North Ward. This by-election has… Read More
Interesting News
Every day the news should tell people an interesting fact in a hope to increase people’s knowledge.
How to win an election…The Zimbabwe way
In order to modernise the election process in Zimbabwe Mugabe has introduced an enquiry hotline to encourage voters to vote for the right party and to ensure fair play is seen and done. To do this voters are encouraged to phone their embassy and listen to the recorded message. Click here to hear it (must… Read More
Mad Hatters Tea Party
24/03/08 Mad Hatters Tea Party OMRLP SPACEHOPPER RACE A Full report on this can be seen here. and a video link of “what the papers say here” A fantastic weekend was had by all with a considerable sum raised for 3rd Molesey Scouts raised. Pics are already on view at www.phototed.co.uk
Cuisine (suggested by Mr A. Lobster)
Jamie Oliver, Delia Smith and Ainslie Harriet should be boiled in a cauldron of scalding hot water before any public appearance.
Olimpic event
‘Following the Leader’ is a pastime that has been cast aside by society today and we think it should become an extreme event in the Olimpicks. (We are keeping this one hidden from Tony Blair as he may make it law)