Make Weeding an olympic sport in order to save the 100 year old Manor Garden Allotments from being demolished for the 2012 games.
Category: Policy Proposals
Speaker of The House – Proposed by Alex
The speaker in the house of commons will be replaced by the latest audio equipment
Paint it Purple – Proposed by Osric the Newt
I would like to suggest the party adopts the Paint It Purple Policy (PIPP)
In order to solve the problem of depressed areas, unemployment and youth disaffection, Every third building in the country should be painted purple.
There’ll be lots of jobs created either making purple paint, or doing the painting, these jobs can be done by young people, who’ll be too busy washing purple paint off themselves to get into trouble.
Everywhere will look great.
Isle of?
It is proposed that the Isle of Man be renamed to “The Isle of Men, Women, Children and some Animals” as not just men live there
NHS Dentistry
All newly trained Dentists will be require to have three teeth removed, 2 fillings and root canal work done without anesthetic. Then they will know the agony they inflict on the rest of us.
Interesting News
Every day the news should tell people an interesting fact in a hope to increase people’s knowledge.
Cuisine (suggested by Mr A. Lobster)
Jamie Oliver, Delia Smith and Ainslie Harriet should be boiled in a cauldron of scalding hot water before any public appearance.
Olimpic event
‘Following the Leader’ is a pastime that has been cast aside by society today and we think it should become an extreme event in the Olimpicks. (We are keeping this one hidden from Tony Blair as he may make it law)
A Lions share
It is proposed that we change the English symbol of three lions to 3 badgers. How often do you see lions running round the countryside, we should be proud of the lack of wild and interesting species on our fair isle.
A Warm solution
It is proposed that all pavements are heated so it is possible to walk bare foot in the winter, this would also serve another purpose by making the pavements warm no ice would form on them thereby reducing the risk of injury for everyone.