Category: Policy Proposals
GCSE Lottery – Proposed by Alex
I propose that, before the beginning of exams, the exam board will select a certain obscure phrase which will be kept secret. If any pupil inadvertently writes this phrase in any exam,he/she will automaticaly receive straight A* grades, and a free teddy.
Making Taxes Irrelevant
Abolishing the “inheritance tax” is all well and good, but what will the funds be replaced with? It is proposed to create an “irrelevance tax”, where people of limited seriousness make up the tax shortfall. What better way to obtain public support than to abolish inheritance tax AND pay the public’s taxation at the same… Read More
Allotted Proposal by DBopenlock
Make Weeding an olympic sport in order to save the 100 year old Manor Garden Allotments from being demolished for the 2012 games.
Speaker of The House – Proposed by Alex
The speaker in the house of commons will be replaced by the latest audio equipment
Paint it Purple – Proposed by Osric the Newt
I would like to suggest the party adopts the Paint It Purple Policy (PIPP) In order to solve the problem of depressed areas, unemployment and youth disaffection, Every third building in the country should be painted purple. There’ll be lots of jobs created either making purple paint, or doing the painting, these jobs can be… Read More
Isle of?
It is proposed that the Isle of Man be renamed to “The Isle of Men, Women, Children and some Animals” as not just men live there
NHS Dentistry
All newly trained Dentists will be require to have three teeth removed, 2 fillings and root canal work done without anesthetic. Then they will know the agony they inflict on the rest of us.
Interesting News
Every day the news should tell people an interesting fact in a hope to increase people’s knowledge.
Cuisine (suggested by Mr A. Lobster)
Jamie Oliver, Delia Smith and Ainslie Harriet should be boiled in a cauldron of scalding hot water before any public appearance.
Olimpic event
‘Following the Leader’ is a pastime that has been cast aside by society today and we think it should become an extreme event in the Olimpicks. (We are keeping this one hidden from Tony Blair as he may make it law)