Allotted Proposal by DBopenlock
Make Weeding an olympic sport in order to save the 100 year old Manor Garden Allotments from being demolished for the 2012 games.
Speaker of The House – Proposed by Alex
The speaker in the house of commons will be replaced by the latest audio equipment
Paint it Purple – Proposed by Osric the Newt
I would like to suggest the party adopts the Paint It Purple Policy (PIPP) In order to solve the problem of depressed areas, unemployment and youth disaffection, Every third building in the country should be painted purple. There’ll be lots of jobs created either making purple paint, or doing the painting, these jobs can be… Read More
Don’t take F******* Liberties
The man who dosn’t like Mundays, but does like feeding the World (well the African bit anyway) has turned his attention from campaigning about Africa to Campaigning in Haltemprice. Bob Geldof (who is a fan of Lord Sutch) will join ex-Tory frontbencher David Davis’s fight on Friday (as he dosn’t like Mondays) against Labour’s alleged… Read More
Henley Results
T.C.Owen ….OMRLP ……..242Votes….I repeat 242 Votes A real gentleman and first class Candidate. Well done TC Adams. Christopher mark ….UKIP…. 843 Allpass .John Derek….English Democrats….157 Cole. Louise…. Independant……91……..Stunning. a welcome addition to the election Howell. John…..Tory….19796 (E) …This lot didnt even acknowledge us. they were very ignorant and I would be deeply concerned if this M.P was representing… Read More
Isle of?
It is proposed that the Isle of Man be renamed to “The Isle of Men, Women, Children and some Animals” as not just men live there
Endorsing a Madcow
The Daily Record have endorsed Warner’s candidacy on this account: The poor folk of Haltemprice and Howden should show their contempt by giving the polls a bodyswerve. But if they must vote in this unnecessary £100,000 waste of time, we say: Vote Cow-Girl. OK, her track record’s not great. She only polled 149 votes at… Read More
Henley By-election
More news from Henley. The Miss Great Britain party is fielding 2 candidates, hoping to put everyone else in the shade? Yup!!! it worked
More on Madcow
Madcow has really started a storm of comment by being (as yet) the only candidate to stand against David Davis, and it may be also be worth a mention to the ratepayers of Haltemprice & Howden that David Davis’s political posturing has just cost you around £80,000.
More news on By-election at Haltemprice & Howden
We are pleased to announce that “Madcow” girl will be standing a candidate at Haltemprice & Howden. Unlike other parties, on many issues we allow our candidates to stand by their conscience. The 42 day detention rule is a good example and Madcow is all for it. You can read Madcow’s election Statement here.