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Endorsing a Madcow

The Daily Record have endorsed Warner’s candidacy on this account: The poor folk of Haltemprice and Howden should show their contempt by giving the polls a bodyswerve. But if they must vote in this unnecessary £100,000 waste of time, we say: Vote Cow-Girl. OK, her track record’s not great. She only polled 149 votes at… Read More

Henley By-election

More news from Henley. The Miss Great Britain party is fielding 2 candidates, hoping to put everyone else in the shade? Yup!!! it worked

More on Madcow

Madcow has really started a storm of comment by being (as yet) the only candidate to stand against David Davis, and it may be also be worth a mention to the ratepayers of Haltemprice & Howden that David Davis’s political posturing has just cost you around £80,000.

More news on By-election at Haltemprice & Howden

We are pleased to announce that “Madcow” girl will be standing a candidate at Haltemprice & Howden. Unlike other parties, on many issues we allow our candidates to stand by their conscience. The 42 day detention rule is a good example and Madcow is all for it. You can read Madcow’s election Statement here.

By-election at Haltemprice & Howden

Some comments about the by-election at Haltemprice & Howden, brought about by The M.P david Davis resigning in protest at the 42 day detention law. He intends to stand again as a candidate protesting against the loss of civil liberties, and some of the other main parties have agreed not to stand against him which almost… Read More

Henley By-election

We are pleased to confirm that our Candidate and Deputy Chairman (Topcat)T. C. Owen will be contesting the Henley on Thames by-election on Thurs 26th June. ?

Bo Diddley passes on

It is with great regret that the Musician Bo Diddley to whom Rock an Roll owes so much has passed away. Wynonie Harris, Shadow Minister for Real Rhythm & Blues has written a small tribute. Click here to view

NHS Dentistry

All newly trained Dentists will be require to have three teeth removed, 2 fillings and root canal work done without anesthetic. Then they will know the agony they inflict on the rest of us.

Crewe and Nantwich Results

A Massive 236 Votes for Nick the Brick and the OMRLP. Well done to Nick , all his agents and supporters, and a big big thankyou to all the people who voted for us.

Nick the Brick on the campayne trale in Crew

The Flying Brick, Shadow Minister for the Abolition of Gravity, has chosen transport and education as his main campaign issues. He would open a brand new train-spotting university and banish cars from the constituency. The inherent transport problems associated with banning cars would be overcome by linking residences with their own private rail network. Unlike… Read More